Bikers’ Joke: The Patient Biker

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In the supermarket was a big burly biker pushing a cart which contained a screaming, bellowing baby. The biker kept repeating softly, “Don’t get excited, Albert; don’t scream, Albert; don’t yell, Albert; keep calm, Albert.”
A woman standing next to him said, “You certainly are to be commended for trying to soothe your son, Albert.”
The man looked at her and said, “Lady, I’m Albert.”