Bikers’ Joke Collection: If There’s a Will, There’s a Way
A biker stops by the local Harley Shop to have his bike fixed. They couldn’t do it while he waited, so he said he didn’t live far and would just walk home. On the way home he stopped at […]
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Bikers’ Joke Collection : First Date Topics
A biker’s son is about to go on his first date, and is nervous about what to talk about. He asks the biker for advice. The biker replies: “My son, there are three subjects that always work. These are food, […]
Bikers’ Joke Collection : Shortened Life
This biker lady has a heart attack and is taken to the hospital. While on the operating table, she had a near death experience. Seeing God, she asked, “Is my time up?” God said, “No, you have another 43 years, […]
Bikers’ Joke: What a Biker Wants
A crusty old biker who was out on a long summer ride in the country pulls up to a tavern in the middle of nowhere, parks his bike and walks inside. As he passes through the swinging doors, he […]
Bikers’ Joke: A Blonde Rider Caught by a Blonde Enforcer
A blonde was speeding in a 35 mile per hour zone when a local police officer pulled her over and walked up to the motorcycle. The officer also happened to be a blonde and she asked for the blonde’s driver’s […]
Bikers’ Joke: Making a Good Bet
A drunken biker walks up to the bartender and says, “I bet you $100 dollars that I can stand on your bar and leak into a jar without spilling a drop.” The bartender laughs and tells him that is it such […]
Bikers’ Joke: A Biker Complimenting his Wife
There was a biker who’s had an accident and he was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, when he noticed his wife was sitting by his side. His eyes fluttered open and he said, “You’re beautiful!” and then he […]
Bikers’ Joke: Take Off My Clothes
A lady biker comes home one night and finds her husband in the bedroom. She sits in the bed and asks him to come closer. “Now Mark, I want you to take off my blouse!” “ok” says he. ”Now […]
Bikers’ Joke: Bikers in Heaven and Hell
Gabriel came to the Lord and said, “I have to talk to you. We have some Bikers up here who are causing problems. They’re swinging on the pearly gates, my horn is missing, and they are wearing T-shirts instead of […]
Bikers’ Joke: Bikers Don’t Grow Old
An 80 year old man went to the doctor for a check-up and the doctor was amazed at what good shape the guy was in. The doctor asked, “To what do you attribute your good health?” The old timer said, […]