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Price: $180.00   Although each laboratory has its own methodology to evaluate gemstones… Our men in the white coats have determined this frame to be Semi Precious based on it’s luster and it’s ability to adorn your face. Double Barrel […]

Price: $140.00   It has been said that nothing Rhymes with Orange. While this may be true, this frame is as sweet and juicy as the fruit for which it is named. Double Barrel Spring Hinge Lens: Base 4 Material: […]