Bikers’ Joke: Angry Biker
A police officer stops a biker for speeding and asks him nicely if he could see his license. The biker replied in a huff, “I wish you guys would get your act together.” “Yesterday, you took my license […]
A police officer stops a biker for speeding and asks him nicely if he could see his license. The biker replied in a huff, “I wish you guys would get your act together.” “Yesterday, you took my license […]
Three bikers, an Englishman, a Scott, and a Irishman walked into a pub.Each ordered a pint of beer. Then a fly landed in each one’s beer. The English biker, turning slightly green, pushed his beer away and asked for another […]
A biker walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the olives and placing them in a jar. When the jar was filled with olives and all the drinks consumed, the biker started to leave. “Excuse […]
A biker goes to a store looking for a muffler. The store owner said he doesn’t sell mufflers. The next day the biker was back looking for a muffler. The store owner said he doesn’t sell mufflers. The following day, […]
A motorist, driving by a Texas ranch, hit and killed a calf that was crossing the road. The driver went to the owner of the calf and explained what had happened. He then asked what the animal was worth. “Oh, […]
A biker goes into a bar and seats himself on a stool. The bartender looks at him and says, “What’ll it be buddy?” The biker says, “Set me up with seven whiskey shots and make them doubles.” The bartender […]
A biker had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always late for work. His boss was mad at him and threatened to fire him if he didn’t do something about it. So the biker went […]
Three bikers died in a road crash, and they went to heaven, to an orientation. They are all asked, “When you are in your casket and friends and family are mourning upon you, what would you like to hear them […]
A nerd was walking down the sidewalk one day when his friend, another nerd, rode up on an incredible shiny new motor bike. The first nerd was stunned by his friend’s sweet ride and asked, “WOW! Where did you get […]