Bikers’ Joke Collection: If There’s a Will, There’s a Way
A biker stops by the local Harley Shop to have his bike fixed. They couldn’t do it while he waited, so he said he didn’t live far and would just walk home. On the way home he stopped at […]
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Bikers’ Joke Collection : First Date Topics
A biker’s son is about to go on his first date, and is nervous about what to talk about. He asks the biker for advice. The biker replies: “My son, there are three subjects that always work. These are food, […]
Bikers’ Joke Collection : Shortened Life
This biker lady has a heart attack and is taken to the hospital. While on the operating table, she had a near death experience. Seeing God, she asked, “Is my time up?” God said, “No, you have another 43 years, […]
Bikers’ Joke: What a Biker Wants
A crusty old biker who was out on a long summer ride in the country pulls up to a tavern in the middle of nowhere, parks his bike and walks inside. As he passes through the swinging doors, he […]
Bikers’ Joke: A Blonde Rider Caught by a Blonde Enforcer
A blonde was speeding in a 35 mile per hour zone when a local police officer pulled her over and walked up to the motorcycle. The officer also happened to be a blonde and she asked for the blonde’s driver’s […]
Bikers’ Joke: Making a Good Bet
A drunken biker walks up to the bartender and says, “I bet you $100 dollars that I can stand on your bar and leak into a jar without spilling a drop.” The bartender laughs and tells him that is it such […]
Bikers’ Joke Collection: No Brakes
2 blondes were driving a motorcycle on a hilly road. From the top of a very high steep hill, they start going down very fast.The driver screams, “Oh no! The brakes don’t work!” The other girl says, “Don’t worry. There’s […]
Bikers’ Joke Collection: A New Honda Rider
A biker is riding a new motorcycle on the highway. While passing a car, he knocks on the window. The driver of the car opens the window and says, “Yes?” The bike responds, “Ever driven a Honda motorcycle?” The driver […]
Bikers’ Joke Collection: Blonde Joke
A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the waiter, “Hey, you wanna hear a blonde […]
Bikers’ Joke Collection : The Importunate Biker
A biker goes to a store looking for a muffler. The store owner said he doesn’t sell mufflers. The next day the biker was back looking for a muffler. The store owner said he doesn’t sell mufflers. The following day, […]