Brian always wanted a pair of authentic Harley Motorcycle Boots, so, seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home.
Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife, “Notice anything different about me?”
Maria looked him over, “Nope.”
Frustrated, Brian stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and walked back into the kitchen completely naked except for the boots. Again he asked Maria, a little louder this time, “Notice anything different NOW?”
Maria looked up and exclaimed “Brian, what’s different? It’s hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it’ll be hanging down again tomorrow!”
Furious, Brian yelled,’AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT’S HANGING DOWN MARIA?”
“Nope” she replied. “IT’S HANGING DOWN, BECAUSE IT’S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS”.
Without changing her expression, Maria replied, “Shoulda bought a new helmet, Brian!”