Bikers’ Joke Collection: If There’s a Will, There’s a Way
A biker stops by the local Harley Shop to have his bike fixed. They couldn’t do it while he waited, so he said he didn’t live far and would just walk home. On the way home he stopped at […]
A biker stops by the local Harley Shop to have his bike fixed. They couldn’t do it while he waited, so he said he didn’t live far and would just walk home. On the way home he stopped at […]
A biker’s son is about to go on his first date, and is nervous about what to talk about. He asks the biker for advice. The biker replies: “My son, there are three subjects that always work. These are food, […]
A crusty old biker who was out on a long summer ride in the country pulls up to a tavern in the middle of nowhere, parks his bike and walks inside. As he passes through the swinging doors, he […]
A drunken biker walks up to the bartender and says, “I bet you $100 dollars that I can stand on your bar and leak into a jar without spilling a drop.” The bartender laughs and tells him that is it such […]
There was a biker who’s had an accident and he was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, when he noticed his wife was sitting by his side. His eyes fluttered open and he said, “You’re beautiful!” and then he […]
A lady biker comes home one night and finds her husband in the bedroom. She sits in the bed and asks him to come closer. “Now Mark, I want you to take off my blouse!” “ok” says he. ”Now […]
Brian always wanted a pair of authentic Harley Motorcycle Boots, so, seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home. Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife, “Notice anything different about me?” Maria […]
A motorcycle patrolman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix. The doctors operated and advised him that all was well. However, the patrolman kept feeling something pulling at the hairs on his chest. Worried that it might be […]
In the supermarket was a big burly biker pushing a cart which contained a screaming, bellowing baby. The biker kept repeating softly, “Don’t get excited, Albert; don’t scream, Albert; don’t yell, Albert; keep calm, Albert.” A woman standing next to […]
A biker and his ole lady are shopping in their local Wal-Mart.The biker picks up a case of Miller Lite and puts it in their cart. ‘What do you think you’re doing?’ asks the ole lady. ‘They’re on sale, only […]