Bikers’ Joke: A Much Needed Drink
A biker was alone home to take care of his son. He just sent his son off to bed. [Five minutes later] “Da-ad…” “What?” “I’m thirsty. Can you bring me a glass of water?” “No. You had your chance. Lights […]
A biker was alone home to take care of his son. He just sent his son off to bed. [Five minutes later] “Da-ad…” “What?” “I’m thirsty. Can you bring me a glass of water?” “No. You had your chance. Lights […]
There were three bikers in a hospital waiting room, waiting for their babies to be born. The first nurse comes out and tells the first biker, “Congratulations you’re the father of twins!” He says, “Great! I work for the Minnesota […]
A drunken biker staggered down from his motorcycle and managed to make it up the stairs to a cathedral and into the entrance, where he crashed from pew to pew, finally making his way to a side aisle and into […]
A biker walks into a bar and orders one shot. Then he looks into his shirt pocket and orders another shot. After he finishes, he looks into his shirt pocket again and orders another shot. The bartender is curious and […]
A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the waiter, “Hey, you wanna hear a blonde […]
A reporter went to heaven and saw two lines of bikers. Over one line was a sign which read “For Men Who Were Dominated By Their Wives.” The other line had a sign over the doorway which read, “For Men […]
Biker Bob wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. He sits up and sees […]
A biker walks into a bar and says, “Give me a beer before problems start!” Again, the biker orders a beer saying, “Give me a beer before problems start!” The bartender looks confused. This goes on for a while, and […]
The Devil walks into a crowded bar. Within seconds the bar emptied with people running out screaming all over the place, all except for one old biker who leaned over the bar. The Devil wanders across to the biker and […]
A police officer stops a biker for speeding and asks him nicely if he could see his license. The biker replied in a huff, “I wish you guys would get your act together.” “Yesterday, you took my license […]