There were three bikers in a hospital waiting room, waiting for their babies to be born.
The first nurse comes out and tells the first biker, “Congratulations you’re the father of twins!” He says, “Great! I work for the Minnesota Twins.”
The second nurse comes out and tells the second biker, “Congratulations you’re the father of triplets”! He says, “That’s cool! I work for 3M.”
The third biker opens the window and jumps out.
The third nurse comes out, and asks, “Where’s the third father?”
One of the other bikers said, “Oh he jumped out the window.”
The nurse asks, “Why?”
He replied, “He works for Seven Up!”