A reporter went to heaven and saw two lines of bikers. Over one line was a sign which read “For Men Who Were Dominated By Their Wives.” The other line had a sign over the doorway which read, “For Men Who Dominated Their Wives,” but there was only one biker in that line.
Being a reporter, he went up to the man all by himself and said, “Sir, could you tell me why you’re the only one in this line for “Men Who Dominated Their Wives?”
“Sure,” the other biker responded, “my wife told me to stand here.”