Bikers’ Joke: Bikers Don’t Grow Old
An 80 year old man went to the doctor for a check-up and the doctor was amazed at what good shape the guy was in. The doctor asked, “To what do you attribute your good health?” The old timer said, […]
Bikers’ Jokes
Bikers’ Joke : The Magic Mirror
Legend has it that there is a biker’s bar in New York where, in the restroom there is a very special mirror. If one stands in front of the mirror and tells the truth, one wish is granted. However, […]
Bikers’ Joke: Needed a New Helmet
Brian always wanted a pair of authentic Harley Motorcycle Boots, so, seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home. Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife, “Notice anything different about me?” Maria […]
Bikers’ Joke: Sweet Revenge
A motorcycle patrolman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix. The doctors operated and advised him that all was well. However, the patrolman kept feeling something pulling at the hairs on his chest. Worried that it might be […]
Bikers’ Joke: The Patient Biker
In the supermarket was a big burly biker pushing a cart which contained a screaming, bellowing baby. The biker kept repeating softly, “Don’t get excited, Albert; don’t scream, Albert; don’t yell, Albert; keep calm, Albert.” A woman standing next to […]
Bikers’ Joke: Looking Beautiful
A biker and his ole lady are shopping in their local Wal-Mart.The biker picks up a case of Miller Lite and puts it in their cart. ‘What do you think you’re doing?’ asks the ole lady. ‘They’re on sale, only […]
Bikers’ Joke: A Much Needed Drink
A biker was alone home to take care of his son. He just sent his son off to bed. [Five minutes later] “Da-ad…” “What?” “I’m thirsty. Can you bring me a glass of water?” “No. You had your chance. Lights […]
Bikers’ Joke: Waiting Room
There were three bikers in a hospital waiting room, waiting for their babies to be born. The first nurse comes out and tells the first biker, “Congratulations you’re the father of twins!” He says, “Great! I work for the Minnesota […]
Bikers’ Joke Collection: No Brakes
2 blondes were driving a motorcycle on a hilly road. From the top of a very high steep hill, they start going down very fast.The driver screams, “Oh no! The brakes don’t work!” The other girl says, “Don’t worry. There’s […]
Bikers’ Joke Collection: A New Honda Rider
A biker is riding a new motorcycle on the highway. While passing a car, he knocks on the window. The driver of the car opens the window and says, “Yes?” The bike responds, “Ever driven a Honda motorcycle?” The driver […]