Bikers’ Joke Collection: Blonde Joke
A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the waiter, “Hey, you wanna hear a blonde […]
A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the waiter, “Hey, you wanna hear a blonde […]
A reporter went to heaven and saw two lines of bikers. Over one line was a sign which read “For Men Who Were Dominated By Their Wives.” The other line had a sign over the doorway which read, “For Men […]
A police officer pulled over two nuns riding on a motorcycle, and said to the rider, ‘Ma’am, you’re driving much too slowly, could you please drive faster?” And the nun says, ‘Oh, I saw the sign with the “21” and […]
Biker Bob wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. He sits up and sees […]
A tough looking group of Bikers were out riding when they saw a girl about to jump off a bridge so they stopped. The leader, a big burly man gets off his bike and says “what are you doing?” […]
A biker walks into a bar and says, “Give me a beer before problems start!” Again, the biker orders a beer saying, “Give me a beer before problems start!” The bartender looks confused. This goes on for a while, and […]
The Devil walks into a crowded bar. Within seconds the bar emptied with people running out screaming all over the place, all except for one old biker who leaned over the bar. The Devil wanders across to the biker and […]
A police officer stops a biker for speeding and asks him nicely if he could see his license. The biker replied in a huff, “I wish you guys would get your act together.” “Yesterday, you took my license […]
Three bikers, an Englishman, a Scott, and a Irishman walked into a pub.Each ordered a pint of beer. Then a fly landed in each one’s beer. The English biker, turning slightly green, pushed his beer away and asked for another […]
A biker walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the olives and placing them in a jar. When the jar was filled with olives and all the drinks consumed, the biker started to leave. “Excuse […]