Bikers’ Joke : The Magic Mirror
Legend has it that there is a biker’s bar in New York where, in the restroom there is a very special mirror. If one stands in front of the mirror and tells the truth, one wish is granted. However, […]
Legend has it that there is a biker’s bar in New York where, in the restroom there is a very special mirror. If one stands in front of the mirror and tells the truth, one wish is granted. However, […]
Brian always wanted a pair of authentic Harley Motorcycle Boots, so, seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home. Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife, “Notice anything different about me?” Maria […]
In the supermarket was a big burly biker pushing a cart which contained a screaming, bellowing baby. The biker kept repeating softly, “Don’t get excited, Albert; don’t scream, Albert; don’t yell, Albert; keep calm, Albert.” A woman standing next to […]
A biker and his ole lady are shopping in their local Wal-Mart.The biker picks up a case of Miller Lite and puts it in their cart. ‘What do you think you’re doing?’ asks the ole lady. ‘They’re on sale, only […]
A biker was alone home to take care of his son. He just sent his son off to bed. [Five minutes later] “Da-ad…” “What?” “I’m thirsty. Can you bring me a glass of water?” “No. You had your chance. Lights […]
There were three bikers in a hospital waiting room, waiting for their babies to be born. The first nurse comes out and tells the first biker, “Congratulations you’re the father of twins!” He says, “Great! I work for the Minnesota […]
2 blondes were driving a motorcycle on a hilly road. From the top of a very high steep hill, they start going down very fast.The driver screams, “Oh no! The brakes don’t work!” The other girl says, “Don’t worry. There’s […]
A biker is riding a new motorcycle on the highway. While passing a car, he knocks on the window. The driver of the car opens the window and says, “Yes?” The bike responds, “Ever driven a Honda motorcycle?” The driver […]
A drunken biker staggered down from his motorcycle and managed to make it up the stairs to a cathedral and into the entrance, where he crashed from pew to pew, finally making his way to a side aisle and into […]
A biker walks into a bar and orders one shot. Then he looks into his shirt pocket and orders another shot. After he finishes, he looks into his shirt pocket again and orders another shot. The bartender is curious and […]